Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Johnny Carson
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More Quotes By Johnny Carson
  1. In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

  2. Just be yourself -- it's the only way it can work.

  3. Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

  4. For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

  5. If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

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